Shanklygates' own resident Norwicher gives us his opinion on the upcoming World Cup group stage.
Brazil and Croatia for me. Love their kit. Iconic. Milan Chipsterovic designed it, hentut.
Spain and Chile for me. Can see the Dutch squabblef*cking qualification right up.
Greece and Japan. Both hated nations on the global stage. We need baddies in the knockouts.
England and Costa Rica. Applecarts aots in the grope of d'eath.
France and Homduras. Don't rate Ecuador and the Swiss haven't got any false 9's
Argentina and Bosnia. Dzeko will snot Argentina, the huge brute.
Germany and USA. Klinsmann will be tossing off aots in the final game dead rubber to ensure both his teams go through. The cheaty f*ck.
Korea and Belgium. Russia are gash and all the decent Algerian players opt to play for France, the turncoat gloryhunting b*stards. Hi Zidane, hi Benzema! The kopites of the International Scene.