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 Post subject: The Ghost of Jock the Meatman
 Post Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:50 pm 
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During my obligatory visit to pick up a footy coupon from the bookies on Saturday morning, I was shocked to hear of the death of local shoplifter Jock the Meatman.
Bev, who works behind the counter at Betfred and has tourettes came steaming in and announced that the forensics were outside his house on the opposite side of the street to hers as a result of him being stabbed to death by his methadone guzzling girlfriend.
The news spread like wildfire and soon people started to reminisce about the various joints of straight-from-the-shelf meat they had acquired from Jock over the years.


I have just seen him being chased down the street with a crate of Fosters in his hands by one of the staff from Bargain Booze.

Bev has either got it all wrong or he has risen from the grave to nick some cans.

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