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 Post subject: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:44 pm 
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I've heard on the grapevine that the reason we haven't had any new contributors come through the Shankly Gates for a long time is that those nasty rattlers have started a rumour that Danny is putting new applicants through a special 'interview' in which they are expected to do sexual stuff to him.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:01 am 
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I genuinely think google will be relegating the gates from the internet this year, we simply offer nothing going forward and are predictable in defence. Our only flair comes when we get to pick on someone, but with no new fuggers pitching up due to the mundanity and sexual abuse its just open season on GR. Which is wrong because GR is like the second biggest poster stat wise on here. You and him and me fuggen run the show.

I'm considering a season long loan back to the Norwoci forums, to KO a few mouthbreathers and bedwetters, get some spectacular arfs in the bank until a bigger forum comes in for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:24 am 
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What are danny's sexual preferences anyway ?

Is he only letting homs onto the casting couch cos there's no fucking women turning up on here.

What are his peccadillos ?


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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:33 am 
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Leave his muscles out of it GR, we are trying to attract some new blood ere FFS.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:37 am 
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Kenny Fantum wrote:
I genuinely think google will be relegating the gates from the internet this year, we simply offer nothing going forward and are predictable in defence. Our only flair comes when we get to pick on someone, but with no new fuggers pitching up due to the mundanity and sexual abuse its just open season on GR. Which is wrong because GR is like the second biggest poster stat wise on here. You and him and me fuggen run the show.

I'm considering a season long loan back to the Norwoci forums, to KO a few mouthbreathers and bedwetters, get some spectacular arfs in the bank until a bigger forum comes in for me.


Our reputation goes before us Ken, teams are scared to visit our home ground, they are beaten before they even take to the pitch.

We have done this to ourselves, SG is in need of some PR from GR ASAP FFS

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:47 am 
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I went on a norwoci forum at about 10 this morning

Our chief exec was on lewcul raydeeyo waffling about 4-4-2 and half the mongs on that forum can't use internet radio so I helpfully transcribed the interview...;-)

44mins later, and I'm banned.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:50 pm 
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arf.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:42 pm 
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Hahahaba I'm going to lash some urls all over the hop

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:05 am 
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big jans belly wrote:
I've heard on the grapevine that the reason we haven't had any new contributors come through the Shankly Gates for a long time is that those nasty rattlers have started a rumour that Danny is putting new applicants through a special 'interview' in which they are expected to do sexual stuff to him.

I need a new journalist to do the writing. Since Darren retired no-one has stepped up to the plate. I'm an illiterate fugger and can't do it.

STEP UP LADS.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:11 am 
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JAN DO THE JOURNO STUFF

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:12 am 
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Chipster wrote:
JAN DO THE JOURNO STUFF

This. Or Kenny.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:12 am 
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ARF. FUCK JOURNALISM danny, just put a pic of Clicky Ba whacking that lad stuck between rocks and a swimming monkey flinging shit at the OXO mum.

MEET MY DEMANDS OR ELSE!

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:15 am 
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We've missed a trick here we should have used the shanklygates discretionary fund to send Jan to Brazil with a helmet cam to cover the Werld Cup for us. It would have been tremendous.

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 Post subject: Re: Danny ffs Casting Couch
 Post Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:18 am 
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Lets talk fiscally Danny. Whats the £ per article? Do I get full creative control? If acceptable, I'd want a top, top, backroom team; Chipster to select the fonts and do the album covers and DOSG is my graphix guru. They will require recompense too.

SHOW US YOUR FUCKING MONEY

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